White House Crews Busy With Changes

On Friday, crews worked most of the afternoon and evening, changing various things from the previous administration.  Many, such as the placement of a bust of Winston Churchill, have been documented on other websites.   In a journalism first, I've uncovered several changes that were not reported elsewhere.  Among those:

Workers removed the Mexican flag, which had been painted on a wall of the Oval Office by departing Vice President Joe Biden.

Ten "Whoopee Cushions" were removed from underneath chairs in the historic building.

A phony birth certificate, found in one of the drawers of the Oval Office, was removed and destroyed.

At the request of Mr. Trump, the WiFi password was changed from "HopeAndChange1961" to "PussyGrabber1946".  The password needed to be changed after a minor security breach, as it was apparently too easy to guess.

The letter "T", which had apparently been disabled from keyboards in the building,  was restored.

A fake letter allegedly from Miley Cyrus, asking for a private meeting with Trump, was removed from the President's hands and destroyed.  It reportedly took much persuasion and effort to get the President to part company with the letter.    Mr. Trump's cell phone was taken away from him until he promised not to try to phone Cyrus anyway.

White House WiFi suffers minor security breach

Friday night, the White House reported that there was a minor security breach in the WiFi system.  According to sources, the password that Trump chose: PussyGrabber1946" was too easy to guess and needed to be changed.

About the address prefix of PG46

The address prefix was chosen partly because it is easy to remember: pg46.

If that's still too hard, just remember this: Pussy Grabber 1946.  Trump was born in 1946.  You figure out the rest for yourself.

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Most of the "news" in this blog is fictitious.   And why not?  If Trump can create an alternate reality, so can I.